How do you cut your sandwich?

I have a theory about how you cut your PB and J sandwich. If you cut you your sandwich at a diagnol, you probably had a more liberal upbringing. On the contrary, if your sandwich was cut straight up and down you most likely had more of a conservative upbringing. My theory might sound a little crazy, but I believe it's true. One of my friends has a conservative mother and a liberal father, and she is one of the few people I know who switches between cutting her sandwich diagnoally or straight down the middle. How do you cut your sandwich? Mine is straight up and down.