Tropical Citrus Vitamin Energy
Nutrient enhanced energy beverage
Evolution is a good thing right? Just think, if you didn’t change, you’d still be rocking your calculator watch, sporting your fifth grade mullet, and using expression like “gag me with a spoon.”
Well, evolution is also a good thing for energy drinks, they’re full of artificial ingredients that not only taste bad, they set you up for a quick take off and an even quicker crash. Call us crazy, but that doesn’t sound like a smart idea. So we cracked open our 8th grade science books and learned two very important lessons. First, nutrients give you energy and second, kissing someone in your bathing suit won’t make you pregnant.
That’s why we packed this drink with key nutrients to give you that extra sumthin’ sumthin’. Things like natural caffeine for immediate energy, c and b vitamins for metabolic energy and ribose for sustained energy. So while you other energy drinks are rolling your pintos and grooving to your 8 track decks…we’ll just be over here with our ipod, prius and this cool thing called “the future”
One sip is the equivelant of ten coffees. Not only does this drink make the little hairs on my neck stand up, my heart race and another three hours of energy but also the quotes that come along with it.
Even sometimes I think I can jump over a car!
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